Today's 2009 Calendar pick is sadly: Avril Lavigne's 'trapped-in-a -16 year old's-body-faux-punk 'I love pink', punk-murderer' 2009 calendar phototshoot. This is by far the worst calendar to be posted on this site. The worst. With out a doubt. Although Avril does indeed have potential to turn on non-pedophiles, this calendar is stupid and it caters to the 'Hot Topic' kids of our youth. Sorry bastards.